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"Ach, no one pays attention to what I say!" The man slurred his words, wandering from a pub where he had obviously just spent quite a bit of his pay. "Pay no heed to the insane man walking!" Throwing his hands up in the air, he passed by few people. Entering an empty park, he abruptly appeared to sober.
"So what I say has no consequence? Why not, then, say whatever I wish? Ah, to muse upon life's questions whilst sitting under a tree, is that not a great pleasure?" His questions were directed to the tree under which he chose to recline. With some difficulty, having drank enough to impair his coordination, he finally settled with his back leaning on the tree, legs stretched out before him.
"Not that such pleasures as merely enjoying nature are appreciated by folks these days," He snorted, "Everyone is far too busy trying to find pleasure in great big things rather than the little things. Aren't I right?" He nodded to himself, apparently finding agreement in the silence around him.
"And then there's the whole 'grey' business. 'Life is neither black nor white, but every shade of grey'," he quoted, then snorted. "Baloney. Grey is not life. Life is this!" He flung his arms open to encompass all he could see, and some he couldn't. "Life is COLOUR! It is red, blue, and yellow and every colour that comes from a combination of the three!"
"It is morality which is grey," he said soberly. "The question of whether or not crime is as black and white as it should be. A murder should merely be a murder, should it not? Then what of soldiers, homicides committed by them all, yet they are exalted and honoured instead of thrown in prison? So then, it is perceived, that 'murder' has greys to it as well," He sighed. "So if someone should kill me, is that a murder or mercy, when I have no sons or daughters, nor a wife either. Ah, but I do have a home," He looked around, as if his home should appear miraculously. "A lonely home, but a home my own," Shock appeared on his face. "A rhyme! A poet, am I? I didn't even know it! Oh, yet another!" He grinned foolishly, "Poet, misfit, kit, mitt, oh shit!" He chuckled at his own wit.
"I am a drunkard, a very merry drunkard. Pearls are falling from my lips, no, diamonds they are! Though none would take me seriously, for a drunkard I appear to be, I am so much wiser than any who came before," He sang lustily and happily. "Not just a drunkard, a very merry drunkard, a philosopher am I! Utilizing wit, exercising it, the tangles of life's questions unraveled! For example..." his inebriated brain failed momentarily, then "The chicken or the egg? For the egg is not without chicken, the chicken is not without egg! The answer? Who cares!" At this, he fell over guffawing. As the laughter subsided, the alcohol said 'hello' and he passed out, the world's greatest philosopher: a drunk.
"So what I say has no consequence? Why not, then, say whatever I wish? Ah, to muse upon life's questions whilst sitting under a tree, is that not a great pleasure?" His questions were directed to the tree under which he chose to recline. With some difficulty, having drank enough to impair his coordination, he finally settled with his back leaning on the tree, legs stretched out before him.
"Not that such pleasures as merely enjoying nature are appreciated by folks these days," He snorted, "Everyone is far too busy trying to find pleasure in great big things rather than the little things. Aren't I right?" He nodded to himself, apparently finding agreement in the silence around him.
"And then there's the whole 'grey' business. 'Life is neither black nor white, but every shade of grey'," he quoted, then snorted. "Baloney. Grey is not life. Life is this!" He flung his arms open to encompass all he could see, and some he couldn't. "Life is COLOUR! It is red, blue, and yellow and every colour that comes from a combination of the three!"
"It is morality which is grey," he said soberly. "The question of whether or not crime is as black and white as it should be. A murder should merely be a murder, should it not? Then what of soldiers, homicides committed by them all, yet they are exalted and honoured instead of thrown in prison? So then, it is perceived, that 'murder' has greys to it as well," He sighed. "So if someone should kill me, is that a murder or mercy, when I have no sons or daughters, nor a wife either. Ah, but I do have a home," He looked around, as if his home should appear miraculously. "A lonely home, but a home my own," Shock appeared on his face. "A rhyme! A poet, am I? I didn't even know it! Oh, yet another!" He grinned foolishly, "Poet, misfit, kit, mitt, oh shit!" He chuckled at his own wit.
"I am a drunkard, a very merry drunkard. Pearls are falling from my lips, no, diamonds they are! Though none would take me seriously, for a drunkard I appear to be, I am so much wiser than any who came before," He sang lustily and happily. "Not just a drunkard, a very merry drunkard, a philosopher am I! Utilizing wit, exercising it, the tangles of life's questions unraveled! For example..." his inebriated brain failed momentarily, then "The chicken or the egg? For the egg is not without chicken, the chicken is not without egg! The answer? Who cares!" At this, he fell over guffawing. As the laughter subsided, the alcohol said 'hello' and he passed out, the world's greatest philosopher: a drunk.
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The Movement
We are the stardust
Of the broken
And the damned
We are the followers
Of angels
And of sinners
We walk alone
In fields of gold
And fields of green
We are the dreams
Of all the dreamless children
But, they say
I am different
And they say
We are not the same
Look up
Watch the sky
And listen
To all the cries
Of the alone
Who shriek in vain
We are part
Of a movement
Changing the world
In a matter of words
We walk alone
In step with others
Our brothers and sisters
Though we do not know
Today
We link arms
Away, away, away
We go
Illuminating the night
With the daylight
In our souls
Today
We form reality
Today
We form the world
In a matte
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Perfection
Perfection you ask? Oh there's no such thing,
But your so perfect, I could even sing.
It's not been long, but I know it'll last,
It feels like just yesterday, it's gone so fast.
Perfection you ask? I know a guy,
He makes me so happy, he makes me cry.
Your lips touch mine, you play with my hair,
Our eyes then meet, we start to stare.
Caresses, touches and beautiful kisses,
I hope one day he'll call me his Mrs.
One last snuggle, one last time,
To let you go would be such a crime.
Perfection you ask? That's Will T-p,
Even if far, across the world or at sea.
I'll care for you, like I always do.
It's me and you forever, just us two.
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Untitled
Once upon a time
I reached for the stars
And tried to climb
The sun's golden bars
But those rays of light
Cut short my flight
I reached for the stars
And fell from the sky
My hopes now scars
I can't justify
To myself alone
I am she who has flown
I tried to climb
Like Icarus the son
Melted wax come noontime
With nothing won
No promises made
No trophies gained
The sun's golden bars
Whose sentinels maintained
The ghosts of Mars
Those who remain
Close to my heart
Forever apart
The rays of light
Have faded away
The moon now night
Where the world decays
And I'm still fading
The sun never staying
Cut short my flight
Left behind it all
I try to
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Well, I can have some very philosophical thoughts sometimes. So, I decided to express them. Why through a drunkard? Because the title appealed to my humor.
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I love the way you chose to share your thoughts through a drunk man great dynamic